So, who IS The Talking Absol anyway?

Ah, the eternal question. The Talking Absol is an elusive figure, personally known only to those who've seen it. It hides well, mostly from past physical and mental damage done by rotten tomatoes being thrown at it.

It has given its email, amongst other contacts, should one try to talk or have a random discussion:

E-mail: lightningfire@att.net
DeviantArt account: username The-Talking-Absol
Fanficton.net account: username The Talking Absol
Serebii.net account: N/K